How do you keep drarwes out of a bar?
You put up a sign which says "axes denied.
What do you get if you cross a gnome with a Tauren? A Mini-taur!
A gnome and two humans entered the inn in booty bay, and see a tauren sitting at a table by himself..
The gnome says to the two humans "Lets make a small bet.. Whoever get that tauren laughing gets 5 gold"
One of the humans walk over to the table and starts telling the tauren a joke, but without luck he goes back and lets the next human have a go.. He also tells the tauren a joke but once again without luck.
Then the gnome walks up and says something the two others can really hear... The tauren bursts out in laughter.
"You know, I bet I can make him cry aswell" said the gnome after he got his gold from the others..
The others agree to the bet and do theirs to make the big tauren cry, but both without luck. Then the gnome walks up to the tauren and suddenly the tauren starts hulking out loud.
The gnome gets his money and one of the humans asks "What did you tell him?", and the gnome answered, "Well, first I told him my %##%#@!#*! was bigger than his... And then I showed him."
Why do so many female players pick the druid class? Because they can be a kitty for three weeks each month, and then a raging bear for one week.
What do you call a gnome mage?
Minibar.
Yo' mommas so fat she jumped in the arena and got stuck.
Yo' mommas so fat when she runs around Mulgore, Taurens try to mount her
Yo' mommas so fat she IS the expansion
Yo' mommas so fat she needs an XXL Dark Portal
Yo' mommas so fat she stands in Darnassus and says "WTB 40 portals to IF!!"
Two warlocks and a paladin are on a boat, after a couple of hours the boat begins to sink, the three decide the only way to survive is for one of them to sacrifice themself. At that moment, Aeus appears, he says that he shall ask each of them one question, and the one who gets it wrong shall be thrown off the boat. The three agree to this. He asks the first warlock: "How long ago was the great war?" and the warlock replies: "About 50 years ago", "Correct!" says Aeus. He asks the second warlock: "Did a lot of people die in the great war?" and the second warlock replies "Yes", "Also correct!" says Aeus. He then turns to the paladin and says:
"Name them!"
How many Gnomes do you need to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw 'em!
What does a dead tauren say?
Boo!
World of Warcraft classes described as lovers:
Druid: They surely know how to use their body, watch out when they propose to do 'it' Bearstyle though.
Hunter: They can love you more then anything in the entire world. But beware: the moment you aren't loyal enough to them, they may turn back to their pets.
Mage: They don't call them the '3 minute mage' for nothing.
Paladin: They can be fun to fall in love with, just make sure you get through that thick bubble of theirs.
Priest: The ones that follow the Light, are often loyal, friendly yet innocent in a boring way. The ones that follow the Shadow are more passionate, but can turn psycho face melting killer in less then a GCD.
Rogue: They love to do it from behind, 'nuff said.
Shaman: They sure know how to use their totems.
Warlock: Great lovers, can go on for hours and hours and hours. Just, don't be surprised to find your body and soul drained afterwards.
Warrior: Strong, passionate and they can go that extra mile, as long as you make them angry often enough.
